Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Tories new Tough on Drugs Legislation!

 
This disappoints me. Marijuana should be legalised.  People running "grow ups" should be arguing over their tax rates and begging for government subsidies like other farmers, not hiding from draconian prison sentences. 
 
This is such typical "Appeal to the Base" politics.
 
And I don't even ENJOY marijuana.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Monday, November 19, 2007

On The Application of Torture

Liberals are in a self righteous tizzy over "torture" this week. Because torture is just plain wrong, right?

Here: check out this cartoon that totally proves it through the scientific approach of "Flippant Mockery". Let me know when you are back. (Click the links for a big readable version.)

http://images.salon.com/comics/tomo/2007/11/19/tomo/story.jpg

http://images.salon.com/comics/tomo/2007/11/19/tomo/story.jpg

The logic portrayed in this cartoon is preposterous. The only good thing is that it's as good a way as any to tackle the simplicity of anti-"torture" arguments. And no - it isn't just the cartoon. The cartoon is simply indicative of positions held quite widely. And wrongly.

Panels 1 and 2 can basically be summed up as "man, we live in darker times." Well, yes, we do. Liberals may like to roll their eyes at invoking 9/11, but it happened. Really really really. And it wasn't George W. Bush who planned it. Under the Clinton administration a vast terrorist network had been allowed to flourish overseas and within self-segregated Muslim ethnic communities within the western world. The idea of democrats had been to treat it as a law enforcement issue. These attempts were proving relatively unsuccessful. An extremist Wahhabi/Salafist Islamist organizatin of activists became increasingly emboldened and was interested in creating terrorist attacks that were on a grander attack than had previously been seen. 9/11 occurred because it was not detected in time. The lesson of 9/11 was the importance of gathering actionable intelligence in order to greater ensure citizen safety. If you do not believe this to be fact and think the Bush administration planned 9/11 please leave my blog and don't bother visiting anymore. We have nothing to talk about.

Panel 2 and 3 take a very reasonable point about whether waterboarding is terror and conflates it with medieval torture like the rack and thumbscrews. But the initial point is not actually countered. There is clearly a progression of torture. If no torture is ever allowed then I should go to jail for tickling my girlfriend. Some would argue that Michael Bolton,Vanilla Ice and Barry Manilow should all be in jail. And while that last sentence was a joke, what isn't a joke is that heavy metal music was used to encourage Manuel Noriega to leave his Panama compound and come peacefully. This was indeed a form of torture as broadly defined. The real question is whether there is a difference between waterboarding and the rack. The answer: of course there is. Waterboarding has a low probability of leaving lasting physical harm. The rack is designed to inflict irreversible pain AND damage which is a precursor to execution. One procedure is grotesque, the other is extemely unpleasant. Conflating the two is fallacious.

Panels 4 and 5 purport to dismiss the ticking time bomb as a one in a million scenario. Dershowitz does the same thing in his article by talking about the imminent threat. Personally if the threat is truly THAT dire then by all means bring out the rack if you need to. But that isn't what we are really talking about.

The simple fact is this: Unpleasantness in interrogations is completely useless in extracting a confession from someone of a past crime committed that cannot be corroborated. A signed confession from a tortured person is useless. However unpleasant interrogation - from long periods of exhausting questioning to, yes, waterboarding if necessary - are very useful if one can corroborate the evidence. That can include berating a suspect until he tells you where the body is buried, or waterboarding someone until he gives provable actionable intelligence about his contacts in a terrorist cell. Any suggestion that one can learn nothing useful from torture is patently stupid. A person raising this line of argument is simply opposed to torture, period.

The fact is that a threat like Al Queda IS a constantly ticking time bomb. Uncovering it's cells and breaking it's organisation was and remains crucial to citizen safety. The judicious use of enhanced interrogation up to and including waterboarding is a distasteful but a potentially necessary step. If you wish to say it is unnecessary I will demand your proof, I will disagree, and I will accuse you of simply finding it morally objectionable. I can respect your moral objection, since in many ways I share it, but in this part of the argument you are simply kidding yourself.

Panel 5 contains the opposite of the Nazi fallacy. This is interesting. Normally one proposes something, someone else pipes up with "that sounds like something Hitler would do" and everyone falls into awkward silence until someone, wisely, punches the Hitler invoker in the face like a good civilised debater.

The cartoon's rejection of Dershowitz is essentially an inverted version of the same. Dershowitz is invoking an example from history of evidence that torture works. The retort is a non sequitur. It is saying that if Nazis did something we shouldn't do it. This is fallacious of course. Nazis made the volkswagon and the autobahn. Whether we should do what Nazis did depends on whether it is morally justifiable and effective not on whether or not they did it. So again, this is a childish rejoinder.

And finally in panel six, the democrats are accused of being mealy mouthed on the issue. And on this point he's right. The reason is simple though. The next President of the United States is probably going to need to torture somebody.

THAT HAVING BEEN SAID, HOWEVER...

This is not to suggest that torture should be used as a matter of course.

It is barbaric and generally completely unnecessary.

The potential for abuse is vast.

The spectre of Maher Arar is not long past.

The need to consider enhanced interrogation, water boarding, sleep deprivation, temperature extremes and so forth is awful. It's disgusting. If it doesn't disturb you it should.

I personally am very afraid of a world where waterboarding could be used to extract a verifiable confession from suspects in murder cases. Particularly since the police often don't know the suspect is guilty. Torturing someone to find out if they are guilty of something when you aren't sure is profoundly disturbing to me on a number of levels, and should never occur. There are lines and limits that transcend even our physical safety. Because if the government does such a thing, it has become at least as great a threat as any terrorist.

Our discomfort at the use of torture, and this debate, is important and necessary. The appropriate type of interrogation must be balanced against the threat. The use of any enhanced technique goes against the entire idea of liberty and security of the person. It requires the punishment of people before trial, without proof beyond a reasonable doubt in a manner that shocks the conscience. In short it goes against everything that we as a society believe in, and everything that has made western civilization an oasis in a desert of human arbitrary brutality the world over.

So any use of enhanced interrogation techniques. Any use of "torture" if you want to call it that, must be vigorously debated and aggressively challenged. And any found necessary - which might end up being none (but I doubt it) - MUST carefully monitored, regulated and approved. Accountability should exist.

But pretending there is absolutely place for it in a post 9/11 world, as an a priori starting point, is patently naive. Responding to the arguments in the flippant fallacious way in that cartoon above is even worse. It's deliberately disingenuous and if there are arguments against it, they aren't being made therein.

This is a complex issue. It deserves real discussion. It can't just be sneered away.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

On Blockades

I wrote this months ago but never finished it. I don't like it much but I havent written much lately so here you go.
 
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This was a weekend of aboriginals. At least for me.
 
As surely 99% of the people who read this blog are intimately aware, this Friday was the start of the Canada Day long weekend. I live in Toronto but many family members and friends live in Ottawa, including a brand  spanking new nephew of whom I am somewhat enamored. So like many Canadians I made plans to travel from the one place ot the other. Ottawa is, after all, a beautiful place to be on Canada Day with its beautiful revellers and happy families all decked out in smiles and red.
 
Unfortunately, I was told, the trains would NOT be running on time and the highway would be blocked by a small group of mohawks with a - no pun intended - axe to grind with the federal government over land claims and native poverty issues. Now if you are expecting one of the usual rants on this subject you came to the wrong place. Some other day I can add yet another thousand words onto the million word high pile articulating the (widely held) view that aboriginal insistence on maintaining the reserve system is the problem and that more money isnt the solution - and then I could research the land claims issue just to find out what the HELL is going on there because I really dont know yet. But instead I just want to address the tactics. More specificall, the PRICE of tactics.
 
Do you really think that the palestinians, northern irish, muslims, basques and heaven knows who else, are just plain EVIL?  They arent evil. They are weak. They can't fight a head to head fight but still feel compelled to take action and so they do.  Shawn Brant, Nelson Mandela, Gandhi and Osama Bin Laden are all exercising civil disobedience. Some more constructively then others.  
 
That having been said though - there has to be a price for civil disobedience. You don't get to break the law AND not get punished for it. The fact that you are willing to break the law enough to get punished... well, that's what makes your stand important in the first place.  
 
Blockade a road. Go to jail. Simple as that. Blow up a building. Go to jail. Or die. Whatever.
 
Which doesn't mean the rest of us get to ignore the reason the person committed the crime in the first place. Sometimes they have a damn good point and we should damn well listen.
 
 
 
 

Wanted: One Counter-reformation

The Counter-Reformation is an interesting historic event to me. But that's probably just because I spent a good part of my history studying reformation-era history.  Let me break down the reformation for you real quick. (and don't worry, this will get relevant to world events real quick).  
 
Catholic church run by italians, is spreading its influence throughout europe. Corrupted by power.  This is making the Germanics and English and Swiss annoyed. Gets to the point where they say "screw you, popesuckers" and break off into Lutherans, Anglicans, Calvinists, Anabaptists. Etc.    Right. Underlying this geopolitical reality are theological distinctions. (Like " sola fide" for Lutherans and "predestination" for Catholics.  Email me if you want to know more. It isn't important here.)
 
Here's where it's interesting. How does the Catholic Church respond to this problem? They do the "counter-reformation".  They clean up their act, do their reforms, but most importantly they do a NEW DEFENCE of catholic doctrines. A guy named Ignatius Loyala starts the Jesuits and they become the debating team of the Catholic Church. Out they go and argue in favor of what the Catholics have always believed theologically. They provide a robust belief of the existing belief systems. They stem the tide and save the catholic church. 
 
The Western World currently needs a counter-reformation. 
 
There is a war of ideas going on in the world and here's what I see from my non-right wing friends. One of two things: 
 
- I see activists apologising for the geopolitical, economic, equality of law, liberal, industrial chess moves of the western world, and
 
 - I see people going about their business, keeping their heads down, trying to get their piece of the pie without getting into trouble. These folks generally want their ruling class to do the dirty work of giving them the lifestyle they want without them admitting to being complicit in any of the difficult decisions that make that happen.  
 
From my right wing friends I see ridiculous defenses of their actions designed for easy consumption and smelling of hypocracy using words like "freedom and evil" that make anyone with an IQ over 50 wretch. 
 
So here's what's needed: A real discussion and defence of what the US is doing what its doing globally. No one ever says "Hey, we didn't GO into Iraq. We were already IN Iraq. We never left. Saddam Hussein was always shooting at our jets. We had to get in in order to get out." 
 
No one ever says "What do you mean, no blood for oil? What possible BETTER reason could there be for blood? We live in the oil age whether we like it or not. Since time immemorial it has been necessary to control the crucial resource of the day and it is 100% crucial to maintain control of the waterways that allow for trade. Oil may be replaced with something else, but that geopolitical reality is never going to go away."
 
We also need a real defense of western values as a way to run a country and a rejection of cultural relativism. Humans in other countries are not stupid and shouldn't be treated as such. Why is it so awful to impose western values on other countries, when the people in those countries are desperately trying to emigrate from those countries and to immigate to those countries that HAVE those values? It may shock you to learn that our wealth is a result OF those values. Not an accident."
 
Finally, we need to understand that it is just as stupid to think of ourselves as "evil" and the rest of the world as "good", as it is to believe the opposite.
 
Did ya miss me?
 
 
 
 
 
 

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The Trouble with Liberal-Lite

Adam Daifallah wrote a great column in the National Post on Friday. He argues that Conservative Parties in Canada have a bad habit of electing some leaders who will be non-threatening to the centrists and who will run and get elected on their personalities while eschewing conservative principles. Daifallah argues that this almost always ends badly for said Conservatives. You can read it yourself here. Highly recommended.  My usual neutrality disclaimers about Ontario politics apply.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Double Standards

QFT as the internet kids say... which means Quoted For Truth... which means I agree... which means...oh just go read this link.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Daily Show Junkies! And that means everyone reading this... Look Here!!

No not here. HERE.   www.Dailyshow.com has gone live with a video archive of the entire history of the show. Look at it. Love it. Live it!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Monday, October 15, 2007

A Colbert Interview at Harvard

I thought people that look at this blog might enjoy this. It is an interview and open forum with Stephen Colbert at the Kennedy School of Government. He is out of character and gives some candid insight into a lot of aspects of doing his character/show. It's google video. It's more lighthearted than the 60 minutes piece and less awkward than the Larry King piece from the other night where he seemed to be ducking in and out of character all the time.

Stephen Colbert Writes Maureen Dowd's New York Times Column

Funny stuff. What great times we live in.

Friday, October 12, 2007

...and on the other side of the Al Gore / Climate Change Love Fest...

... THE BRITISH JUDGE!!!  Man... what a killjoy. Stupid judge... goin'... assessin' the evidence n' shit... frickin' bullcrap man. This is Al Gore's day, dude.
 
 

Clintons vs Gores in Vanity Fair

A comment in an earlier post made reference to an in depth Vanity Fair Article on the Clinton vs. Gore rivalry. I dug it up. You can read it here.

Climate Change: Very Good Post

Every time - EVERY TIME - climate change news story is mentioned on the internet, a forum war occurs. Normally I don't post these, however, below is a very good statement from one poster, "Isidore", filled with useful information resources.   
 
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The scientific consensus is with the IPCC. Just as the scientific evidence and consensus is for evolution.

The National Scientific Academies of the the following countries issued this statement
"The work of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) represents the consensus of the international scientific community on climate change science. We recognise IPCC as the world's most reliable source of information on climate change and its causes, and we endorse its method of achieving this consensus. Despite increasing consensus on the science underpinning predictions of global climate change, doubts have been expressed recently about the need to mitigate the risks posed by global climate change. We do not consider such doubts justified."

National Academy of Sciences (US) Royal Society (United Kingdom) Chinese Academy of Sciences Academia Brasiliera de Ciências (Brazil) Royal Society of Canada Académie des Sciences (france) Deutsche Akademie der Naturforscher Leopoldina (Germany) Indian National Science Academy Accademia Nazionale dei Lincei (Italy) Science Council of Japan Russian Academy of Sciences Australian Academy of Sciences Royal Flemish Academy of Belgium for Sciences and the Arts Caribbean Academy of Sciences Indonesian Academy of Sciences Royal Irish Academy Academy of Sciences Malaysia Academy Council of the Royal Society of New Zealand Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences
http://www.royalsociety.org/displaypagedoc.asp?id= ... (2001) http://www.royalsoc.ac.uk/displaypagedoc.asp?id=20 ... (2005) For the comments of other scientific bodies http://www.globalwarmingart.com/wiki/Statements_on ...

No one on the IPCC doubts that there are cycles and natural factors. The question is whether the global warming observed since the mid 1970's has a significant human cause. The IPCC says yes with 90% certainty.

CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS PLEASE CHECK THESE BEFORE POSTING: UK Government's Meteorological Office debunking of climate-change-denial myths
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/corporate/pressoffice/ ...
New Scientist magazine addressing the main skeptic claims
http://environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/ ...

Sir David Attenborough was once a climate skeptic, believing that it can all be explained by natural causes and cycles. He changed his mind, this is why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ob9WdbXx0

Al Gore Just Won The Nobel Peace Price

Yep it's true.

Told ya so.


Edit: Interesting side note - This morning after learning about Al Gore's win 7 times in a half hour on CNN, I turned on Fox News to see what their take on the story would be. They aren't reporting it. At all.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Ontario election thoughts

So I don't want to say much about the Ontario election - and certainly nothing that could be construed as partisan. But there are a few safe thoughts I feel I can appropriately share:

1. On the MMP referendum: I predicted it wouldn't pass, and it didn't. But then, who didn't. Everyone knew it wouldnt pass.  A lot of people argue a lot of reasons why that is but here's how I see it - people are good at bottom lining. they thought like this: "so if I vote for this who benefits? oh. that's not who I support." vote against. Sorry NDP and Green Party.

2. On the election itself - ... hmmm... on second thought... nah. Better not.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

OK OK

Just once for posterity. I know, I know, it's last month's news:

"Don't tase me, bro"

Whew. There. That feels better.

Classic.

I'm Spoiled

I spoiled a ballot today.
 
I've never done that before.
 
It felt... kinda weird.
 
But, as a civil servant who is pretty adamant about the whole idea effectively working hard for whoever the premier happens to be, it also felt kinda good.
 
I won't be making a habit of it I don't think, but it was a symbol that meant something to me.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

...and an easy prediction

On Friday, Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. will win the Nobel Peace Prize.  That will give him an Oscar and a Nobel in the same year. He may or may not decide to ride that to the Presidency of the United States. 
 
What did you accomplish today?

Kudos for a skeptical environmentalist

Bjorn Lumborg wrote The Skeptical Environmentalist in 2001. Needless to say, I consider myself a fan of the man's process. If you follow this link you'll read a short article excerpting some of Lumborg's thoughts on how we can best prepare for a globally warmed future. Hint: It isn't about cutting CO2 emissions.

Regardless of where you stand on this issue, reading Lumborg is important because of the honest problem solving approach he employs.

Enjoy.

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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Our Wondrous and Beautiful Federal Parliament

I am not posting all that much because my thoughts are focused where the action is - the Ontario general election and the MMP referendum. But because I work for Ontario government, I won't post on those topics.

I can say that I am currently surprised at where we are in Federal politics. This is my first time as an adult living through a minority government era, and oh my non-existent lord, it is messy. I am astonished that we are heading toward an election that nobody wants. I am particularly embarrassed at the NDP and the Bloc Quebecois. They have decided to make demands with respect to the Throne Speech that they know to be impossible. I understand all the Machiavellian reasons why they need to do this, but I have to say I'm disappointed in the whole mess of it. It seems so crass, dishonest, and insulting to the intelligence of voters. If you ever go in and say "we want all federal spending in areas of provincial jurisdiction to stop" or "we want an immediate withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan" or you won't support the throne speech, you are never allowed to pretend you care about "making Parliament work for Canadians, ever, ever again. Honestly, you make me need to plug my nose.

I'm also amused to see the Liberal party behaving like Tories used to behave for years. I have a dear friend, who I love, but who gets most excited when there is a party leader to depose. I have told this friend that this is the way eternal opposition parties behave. They can't win the big fight so they focus their energies on fights they can.

Personally I don't think a party should depose a leader unless they have someone better waiting. The Liberals don't. They ended up with Dion because of the absolute antipathy certain camps have for each other. Rae and Ignatieff are both widely loathed carpet baggers. Kennedy is still unknown outside of Ontario. Of course, a lot of Dion's leadership rivals and their supporters think their man is best and want to see Dion fail. That kind of personal ambition, in and of itself, is a recipe for a lengthy stay in opposition. Just ask the Tories.

I have some free advice for the Liberal party: Keep Stephane Dion. Go into an election. You'll lose the election but your focus in the campaign should be on introducing Dion to Canadians. He should make a speech about how he wishes he didn't have to fight an election now but he can't support the Throne Speech for obvious reasons. He's official opposition. He has the credibility for this. Discuss his disappointment on how the other opposition parties are behaving and go into the election on message looking relaxed and talking about the things he's good at: Trudeau Federalism and the Environment. Showcase his intelligence and, most of all, his compassion. Let him do a lot of interviews in Quebec where he is unapologetically federalist. He needs to win that fight on his own terms with the vision he believes in in his heart. He doesn't need to win over the ardent nationalists. He needs to win over the moderates.

After this election... keep Stephane Dion. I predict that two or four years later, he'll be Prime Minister of Canada. (albeit most probably in a slim minority government of his own). The media will all talk about how Dion turned it around, and Harper's fall. All the errors of arrogance or what have you that the Harper government has made.

If you dump Dion, you will set the party back one election cycle and I suspect will have to do the whole re-introduction thing all over again.

This, by the way, is exactly what I said about Stephen Harper a few years ago. When I worked for the Liberals, we sat around talking about what the Tories should do. At the time Martin was up and Harper was down and the general consensus at the table was that Harper had to be replaced by someone more charismatic who would resonate with voters - a Danny Williams, perhaps. I said keep Harper. They said I was crazy. Likewise, When my aforementioned friend was trying to dump Harper I told that friend that that friend was being ridiculous.

And who is the Prime Minister now? Uh huh. Oh yeah. Oh snap.

I am sooooooooooo smart.

S-M-R-T.

smart.

(and, apparently, insufferably smug. ;-) )

Monday, September 24, 2007

Jena 6

I'm not sure why people don't understand african-american anger over the Jena 6. There's all sorts of talk among (white) commentators about how this is an overreaction because the black kids are guilty of boot stomping the white kid. Therefore they don't make for good poster children of aggrieved racism.
 
Right.
 
Look, maybe its because I came from a rough little town in the maritimes but I seem to see this a lot different than a lot of more civilised urbanites.  As far as I'm concerned, if you create a "white" tree and then hang nooses from it... you are begging for a beat down by your black school mates. A three day suspension was too lenient for hanging the nooses and charges of attempted murder carrying 15 years in prison is far too excessive for the beating (the kid wasn't seriously hurt and attended a ceremony at the school that evening). 
 
 A one month suspension from school and community service working side by side for everyone would have been a heck of a lot more sensible for all concerned. As it is, racial preference seems to be pretty clearly at play here.  Keep yelling Al Sharpton. About time you did something useful.

Al Gore + Hitchens?

A Christopher Hitchens article that speculates on whether Al Gore will run for president after he wins the Nobel prize on October 12th.  How could I not post this?  With apologies. Enjoy.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Happy Parity Day Everybody!!

The Canadian dollar is equal to the American dollar for the first time in thirty years! Wow. It's just like when Haley's comet comes. Or a really perfect solar eclipse! So do not look directly AT your loonies.

Celebrations for this magical day should include impulse buying of sketchy vacation packages and punching book store clerks in the face!

Arribaaaaa!

Um... Man Made Global Warming Consensus?

Just a little disagreement from...oh... 500 scientists or so. You know the kind that publish papers in top journals.

To be honest though, I see a lot of potentially good side effects from combatting this problem even if it isn't real. For example, dealing with man made climate change has the side effect of providing incentives to create technologies that help us with that itsy bitsy running out of (inexpensive and easy to retrieve) oil problem.

Also keep this to yourself please. Al Gore still needs to win a nobel prize and run for president.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Brilliant juxtaposition

I found this at the top of www.reddit.com so you may have seen it already, but it's a brilliant policy juxtaposition exercise. I'd say more but I'd hate to spoil the surprise.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

I Support This

 Check this out.  The link goes to a story about dutch muslims who are fighting for the right to become ex-muslims in the netherlands. I hope Islam comes to understandand accept this univerally but I won't hold my breath. The guys are in hiding from the death threats.
 
Don't think this behavior is limited to Islam though. Christianity hasn't wanted to let people out either. Jan Hus was burned at the stake. Martin Luther survived because of the protection of German princes. Religions are designed to be social controls and they will take as much power over the mechanisms of social control as they can manage to attain.  It's just up to us secular, separation of church and state types to limit their success.
 

Cicero Silence on the Provincial Election

Just a reminder to anyone that will read this blog looking for my analysis on the Ontario provincial election. Because I work for the Ontario government as a non-partisan policy advisor, I try to avoid Province of Ontario topics. I won't be commenting on the election and will work diligently for the Premier of Ontario at all times, whoever he or she may be.  With that in mind, I have a powerpoint presentation to finish...
 
Cheers

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Update

Update on that Libel Chill lawsuit I talked about before.  

Tacky

You aren't making yourself look very good, Brian. But then you always were terrible at public relations.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Al Gore 2000 in Vanity Fair

Here is an excellent long form article in Vanity Fair that you should check out. It focusses on the press coverage Al Gore received duing the 2000 election. It's good evidence of the self-flagellation that the United States is currently putting itself through over the Bush vs. Gore decision. Here's a few random thoughts to accompany the link:

  • Man, I hated that election. I hated both of those guys so much. I thought Al Gore was a self important opportunistic exaggerator at the time as well. Mea Culpa. In addition, I had a history of being mad at Tipper Gore over her work with the Parents Music Resource Centre ("PMRC") to get labels on music albums.(I no longer have any such problem with it, frankly). At the same time, George Bush had received favorable magazine article coverage. They talked about his ability to reach bipartisan consensus with the Lieutenant Governor of Texas, as well as his proficiency with Spanish. Then I saw him speak for the first time and realised immediately his... intellectual deficiencies. So I went into 2000 not caring who won. I thought it would be a disaster either way. I've been officially proven half-right I think.
  • 2004 happened. People like to forget about it. The United States didn't just elect Bush. They re-elected Bush. You might remember echoes in your head of the name "John Kerry". But John Kerry didn't win. You know that. What you might not realise is that Hillary Clinton is complicit in this re-election. She and Bill control a large swath of the organisation of the Democratic Party. Their plan to get Hillary into the White House required John Kerry to lose. I have no direct evidence that her organisation sat on their hands in 2004, but let's be serious, I don't need it. Go watch the tepid stump speech Bill Clinton reluctantly and eventuallty gave for John Kerry. Then send her a "thank you for the four more years" card with some excrement in it or something. (I do need to point out that incumbent presidents do win re-election almost all the time. So don't give her all the blame. But give her a good healthy dollop.)
  • September 11th changed everything. The 2008 election will be the first real evidence of this. People have a bad....and by bad I mean VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY STUPID STUPID STUPID BAD BAD STUPID BAD BAD.... habit of looking at world events ahistorically. For example, they tend to forget there was ever a cold war when wondering why the US armed and trained Osama Bin Laden. They tend to forget (or not know) that the 1990s Iraq War never actually ended when discussing the foolishness of going "back in" in the 2000s. Likewise, one MUST view the 2000 election as happening at the very end of what I (and not only I) refer to as our recent "summer vacation" between the cold war and the war on terror. For a while the US really thought it had the leisurely latitude to vote for its president based on criteria that would normally be appropriate only for the election of a high school president. This year the opposite is occurring with Barack Obama being pinned to the wall at every opportunity for not having a resume that's as tall as he is.
  • Speaking of high school presidents, watch the movie Election starring Reese Witherspoon and Matthew Broderick. It predates the 2000 election, but is an absolutely eery analogue for it. The Gore anologue is the bad guy. Boy, times sure do change.

Anyway, as I said, just some random thoughts. Go read the article. It's a good one.

p.s. Sighing heavily is a perfectly reasonable response to listening to George Bush talk about issues. It's someone not sighing that should concern you.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The MPAA are not the bad guys. WE are the bad guys.

This "Digg" news story is just one example of the ongoing war between the Motion Picture Association of America, the Recording Industry of America, and their customers/thieves.

What bothers me about this fight isn't so much that people are stealing movies and music. Full disclosure: I've done it. I remember way back as a kid pressing record on the tape deck so that I could tape songs off the radio. Bad sound. But good times.

No. What bothers me is the idea that some people, like the people in that DIGG thread, are starting to think that aren't doing anything wrong if they download. This is nonsense. It is theft. Look, we all do bad things. Everyone. If I was the pope, I'd forgive you. But the record and movie companies have every moral right to try to sell the product that they spend money creating. They are being very forward thinking in doing so, by the way. Convergence is upon us. It is already possible to download a first run movie while it is still in theatres and watch it on your holy-shit sized television. It just isn't perfectly easy. But better quality and ease of use is coming in all areas of that chain.

This isn't like open source software either. I mean it could be. If you and your Internet friends want to get together and create open source free movies to compete with the Hollywood studios, go right ahead. Same with music. Just don't make me watch or listen to them.

Pirate Bay - the new big thing in thievin' - sees itself as the anti-hero. It sees itself as the heir to pirate radio. But there are two things wrong with that. First, pirate radio wasn't justified either. It's perfectly acceptable for the government to regulate the amount of limited FM bandwidth there is. But secondly, even if you disagree with the first point, this isn't someone ranting and saying expletives on the airwaves. This is people choosing that someone else's hard work should be enjoyed for free against the wishes of the person or people who did the hard work. Charming.

You'll notice that I'm not getting into statistics like the ones that say that more digital media is bought by the downloaders and that business has never been better. It's because I don't care. That information is in the hands of the relevant service providers. It is theirs to do with, tactically, as they wish. My guess is that they don't think that's a situation that will continue indefinitely. But again, deciding what to do with that information is their prerogative. They are the creators.

I also know that the existence of this phenomenon is spurring changes and innovations in the industry. Great. But smallpox spurred innovations in medicine. It doesn't mean I need to send it a thank you card.

In any event, I know we'll still steal some. We often can't afford all the music we would like. The ability to do it is there. And it is hardly the worst of all crimes. The market is not going to stop being the market - free stuff will beat out low or high price.
But if you are doing it don't be smug about it. You're no hero.

Guilty means Guilty! ... Really?

John Ibbitson writes in Wednesday's Globe and Mail with respect to Larry Craig: (and don't bother with the link, it's behind their silly subscription wall)
 
"Sorry Senator: Once you plead guilty to an offense, you admit to the truth of the allegation. We can argue over whether the sting operation was harassment, but Larry Craig can't claim innocence. He's guilty as sin, as he admitted in open court."
 
Notice how de jure became de facto there?  I guess Ibbitson would be just as quick to swear to the high heavens that OJ was actually not guilty. After all, an open court found him not guilty AND he plead not guilty.
 
The fact is that MILLIONS of people in front of MANY courts have pled guilty for a MULTITUDE of offenses that they didn't actually believe they were guilty of. When I briefly worked as a lawyer, I watched people in the Brampton courthouse plead guilty to spousal abuse just to get back in their house and others who would plead guilty to sexual assault rather than go to trial to argue "honest but mistaken belief". Oh sure, they would say the right things to their lawyer and their judge but the fact is that for money or reputational reasons people plead guilty without FEELING guilty all the time.  I know they have to tell the judge they really did it and they're really sorry. But when someone wants to make a problem go away, one often does so.   
 
That doesn't mean that Larry Craig is innocent. He probably isn't. But saying that someone is actually guilty because they pled guilty is either deliberately disingenuous or highly naive.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Random Notes That Will Make Me Sound Like a Lifelong Leftie

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Libel Chill

Some friends of mine are being playground bullied in a libel suit. This is an important issue to anyone that cares about freedom of expression and the ability to have your say on the internet. If you blog or use online forums this means you. Check out this story from the National. If you can throw a few dimes towards their legal defense fund, even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXsc3gFGIpA

Incidentally, hopefully at some point the person launching the lawsuits will figure out that launching the lawsuits has been worse for his reputation than the initial unflattering comments, and he'll go... sue... himself.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Access to Justice

Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Canada and all around kick ass human being Beverley McLachlin is on the front page of the Toronto Star a few days ago calling for a review of access to the justice system. According to the article McLachlin "has issued a call to action to governments, lawyers and judges to find solutions to the access-to-justice "crisis" imperilling the country's legal system, which is now too expensive and complicated for the vast majority of Canadians."
 
I wholeheartedly concur. And for those of you waiting for one of those Cicero moments where I set up up just to knock em down, this isn't one of those articles. I find no fault with what the Chief Justice said. I'm just scratching my head trying to take up her call to action and figure out ways to solve this intractible problem. She has called governments and lawyers to action. Well, I'm a lawyer who works for the government doing public policy so I think I'll try to answer her call. I'll fail utterly of course. But hell, better to die on our feet than live on our knees, right, brothers and sisters?
 
Like most things in the world, the justice system is the way it is for rational, reasonable reasons. It does no good to just wag a finger of blame at slow moving judges or overpriced lawyers. Tweaks to the present system won't change some basic truths of access to justice.  Let's break down a few of these truths and see what we could maybe do about them. First let's look at how slow the wheels of justice turn. Why is that? Well. The Justice System is a government program.
  • Government programs cost money.
  • That money usually comes from tax dollars.
  • There are only so many of those tax dollars available.
  • There are lots of competing priorities for those tax dollars.
We don't have enough tax dollars to pay for everyone's lawyer AND everyone's doctor - and we're already paying for everyone's doctor. only way to lower the costs of the justice system is to make it a little less...well... just.  Litigation of all types could be very inexpensive if it justice was doled out by Judge Judy clones and no lawyers were present.  (Some might suggest that for a while we almost had this model with the financial list and Justice Farley, but I digress.) Litigation worth any amount of money is just the opposite. The procedural fairness provided is so exhaustive that it is getting in the way of substantive fairness. Wrong decisions get reached AND people can't afford to defend themselves.  No one I know could afford to defend a lawsuit.  Could you?  I have friends who are being sued for libel currently, by some rich guy, for things that got posted on an internet message board. This causes them a great deal of worry - not because they believe they did anything wrong - but because it doesn't matter if they did anything wrong once the cost of defending a lawsuit is involved.  So the answer here is to simplify process as much as possible. I don't know where the sweet spot is, but part of it is likely removing some of the procedural safeguards from the civil procedure rules and loosening up the laws of evidence. We're headed in that direction already with some simplified civil procedure for cases up to a certain value and streamlining of hearsay rules and the like, but more could probably be done. (At the cost of some procedural fairness of course.)
 
The second thing we could do to make things cheaper for litigants is to bring the practice of law into deeper disrepute. Is that even possible, you might ask? Well - if we removed all marketing restrictions from lawyers they could compete based on price. It would lead to awfully tacky looking Cellino and Barnes ads but prices might drop a bit. We've done some of this already by loosening the rules on contingency fee payments for personal injury lawsuits but the payouts are still too low in canada for a real sleazemob of ambulance chasers to afford to blanket our tv with ads. Probably a good thing.  
 
A third idea might be to have the government court system privatise part of itself with an increased focus on private arbitrators for corporate disputes. When corporation with eight zillion dollars A sues corporation with eight zillion dollars C why does the taxpayer need to get involved. Create a giant private arbitrators list. Give their decisions the authority of judicial decisions. But make the corporations pay 100% of the arbitrators costs and find their own private venues. Honestly, I don't know if that would make anything cheaper for anyone, but it might help to speed things up in the section 96 courts.
 
All of those ideas above, are, likely stupid ideas. They all give rise to problems that may outweigh the one they are trying to solve... especially since we may not even want to encourage people to access that much justice. We call that a litigious society and we frown on the Americans for it. But I hope it gives you some idea of the intractability of the problem. I'm sure Justice McLachlin is open to your own suggestions, dear reader.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Friday, August 3, 2007

Mainstream Media still doesn't get it. And by it, I mean the Internet.

Have a look at this news story.   It's the news story about the civil service report that caused the fun debate over at Daifallah.com that I sent you too in the last post. But in this post I'm not interested in the substance of it. I'm interested in the lack of links and specificity. CTV reports:
 
"Canada's public servants earn an average salary far higher than those in the private sector, while the core public service workforce has swelled to its largest size in a decade, according to a new report. The Treasury Board of Canada posted the 800-page study on its website last week."
 
There's no title to the report and no link to the report from CTV's website.
 
This mean's that CTV is either collectively very stupid or that it still wants to tightly control the dissemination and interpretation of information. I'm guessing it's the latter.
 
This is hardly the first time I've seen this. I can't begin to quantify the number of times I've read an online article written by a mainstream media publication that failed to include relevant links. The exact same thing happens in news stories in the printed paper. A story is written about something fantastic happening on the web and the url of the website isn't included.  In 2007 this is completely unacceptable. I know that media does not want to be a free advertiser, but in this case it is failing to serve it's customers who are hungry for information, and, whenever possible, for direct access to the primary source of that information. I am already starting to get more of my news from Google or from aggregators like   www.fark.com and www.digg.com or from topical online magazines like  www.slate.com and www.salon.com and www.huffingtonpost.com than I do from the Globe and Mail or CNN or CTV.  If mainstream media doesn't want to keep up, that's fine. It'll just get left behind. That's cool. We don't really NEED old time MSM companies  if they won't keep up with innovations as basic as a hyperlink.  I don't own a buggywhip either and I don't really miss it.
 
 
 
 

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Civil Service Squabble over at Daifallah.com

 
Go over and read Adam's post on "Bloated Bureaucacy" August 1st. Then read the comments. I reply to him there.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Friday, July 20, 2007

Harry Potter and the Tyranny of Meaning

I know you've probably heard nothing about this (ha!), but the new Harry Potter book comes out today. As a voracious reader of magazines and newspapers this means I am once again being inundated with stories about what the success of Harry Potter meaaaaaaans.

Of course I shouldn't be surprised. Here's the curse of being a writer: Ya gotta publish if ya wanna eat. Want to have a magazine or a newspaper? Be prepared to fill those column inches with content. Every day or every month. Over and over and over again. The same thing is true, by the way, with social science journal articles. It is my controversial opinion that entire fields of study exist solely because of the "Publish or Perish" rule.

In either case, Academia or journalism, scholarly journal or daily column, the fact is that what you write doesn't have to be true. It just has to be interesting. As a result, all manner of...well... to just say it nicely... nonsense... is espoused.

These perverse incentives lead to consequences much more dire than any related to the latest Harry Potter book, of course, but I'm still on summer vacation so it's Potter I'm going with.(The Sudan is just gonna have to solve itself for awhile. Sorry.)

Here's the thing: The Success of Harry Potter doesn't meeeeean anything. Nothing new anyway. I'm gonna tell you why the books are so popular right here and right now. This is the word of god from the gospel, people. Take it as such:

*J.K. ROWLING WROTE SOME REALLY GOOD BOOKS.*

There it is. That's it. That's all. No deeper meaning can or should be divined.(and anyone who reads the books knows that Divination is a useless class, anyway). Here - let me prove my assertion. Look at the history and the landscape of popular fiction. Across the landscape, who consistently shares the bestseller lists with Rowling? How about Stephen King, Tom Clancy and John Grisham. One writes straight horror. One writes spy vs. spy stuff. One writes Courtroom dramas. Rowling writes wizards. But really they are peas in a pod. They are authors with the talent to write the kind of book which should really have it's own meta-genre: "The Page Turner". The page turner can come from any genre. Romance, horror, sci fi, private school wizards or even, for Christ's sakes, siblings locked in an attic having incestuous sex. It doesn't matter. It's the talent the author has in pulling you through page after page of a very simple formula of protagonist vs. antagonist. It isn't the subject that matters, it's the style.

Want to test my theory? I did. When I was in junior high I wanted to see what all the fuss was over Stephen King. Could he really be that scary? So I sucked up my courage and biked down to the Glace Bay public library and (starting slow) took out Cycle of the Werewolf. Since it wasn't a real book, I finished it quickly and found I wasn't that scared, so back I went and sucked up my courage again and read either The Dead Zone or Christine or Cujo or Firestarter. I don't actually know which one it was because I read them all in such rapid succession thereafter. And THAT is because about 30 pages into whatever I read I was going "OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING READ FUCKING EVER!" I wasn't scared by it at all, I realised. I was just BLOWN AWAY. The characters had internal lives deeper than I was used to. They used quirky language that I'd seen people use in real life but which never seemed to show up in books, and there were these italicised capital lettered call back sentences that would just show up, to remind you of some thing earlier in that book that had seemed trivial but was now terribly ominous.

So after Stephen King, I thought to myself, 'well - I guess I'm a horror fan'. So I went on to read some Clive Barker. Clive Barker's prose is good. But the man can't write a climax. Then I went to Peter Straub. Same problem. His books are good but they just don't motor like Kings do. In both cases the word "atmospheric" gets used. Don't get me wrong - both are good writers, and when you are done with the frothy sugary treat that is Stephen King, they provide much needed substance. But like it or not, them pages just don't turn as fast as they do when Steve writes. Then I went to some other author whose name I don't even remember but whose books had great shelf space and scary two part covers that showed a little girl on the front but when you opened the cover her face turned into a skull! oooooh, scary. I can't express how much It sucked. Big type. Bad sentences. Wooden characters. Pedantic plot. It was dreadful. That was when I realised the whole "style not substance" thing. It was also when I stopped reading new horror authors because it became clear to me that I wasn't a horror fan, I was a Page Turner fan.

And that is ALL Harry Potter is: A really good page turner. Don't go looking any deeper into the psychology of its popularity than that. It's the style not the substance. People haven't finished Potter and hungrily gone to Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time because they can't get enough wizard.

Historically, the answer is the same. David and Goliath, Beowulf, the Odyssey, Thor vs. Loki. It's all the same. Exciting stories. Good Guy vs. Bad Guy. Someone to root for and someone to hate. Remember Sherlock Holmes? He was so popular that Arthur Conan Doyle had to resurrect the guy from a very deep tumble off a waterfall.

So why is there such hype about this rather than other books? Well, Potter has "cross-over appeal." Kids can't really go crazy over Carrie all covered in blood at the prom, ya know. I mean I'd hate to see THAT dress up line up at Indigo Books. Harry Potter hit a sweet spot. It is easy enough for kids to read, and the books are involved enough for adults to enjoy. Families can enjoy it together. Couple that with great marketing and you've got a huge hit. An ingenious change in format happened between Book Three and Book Four. Books One, Two and Three are all softcover back of the bookstore thin children's fare. I never would have given them a second glance. But book Four is THICK. So are Five, Six, and Seven. I started reading Potter when I noticed the book Four marketing. To get to that interesting looking fourth book I had to buy and read the much more easily consumable One, Two and Three. So in one shot JK sold a lot of books. I'm betting I'm not the only adult who would confess to becoming aware of Potter at Book Four.

Regardless, in substance this is really just the original Star Wars movies all over again. Same shit different pile as somebody's grandpa probably once said.

Anyway, I don't mean to spoil your parade. If you need to analyse the hell out of things to enjoy them I guess I can't stop you. Impose whatever pet theories about what Harry Potter means about our time that you want. Jacques Derrida and that loud crazy pastor lady in "Jesus Camp" will thank you, I'm sure. But I'm telling you, you're just making it up as you go along. The Harry Potter books could have just as easily been a craze if they were written in 1977-1980 and the Star Wars trilogy would be just as big if episode IV came out for the first time in 2008. And if Stephen King were to put the manuscript for Carrie on the Viking Publishing House Desk for the very first time tomorrow, the reaction of the first reader would be exactly the same as it was way back then: "Hello? Boss? I REALLY think you need to read this."

Enjoy the good read this weekend. Standing ovation for Ms. Rowling. Well done, madam. Well bloody done. You've made a lot of children - and their parents - very happy for a time. And that is one of the finest things that any human being can do.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Hitch and Black?? Worlds Collide!

If you look at my facebook, you'll find that I'm a member of the Conrad Black Fan Club and the Christopher Hitchens Fan Club.  My reasoning for both is similar. I've been wildly amused by their newspaper columns. In both cases it is their arrogant, damn the torpedoes, in your face linguistic cerebry that gets me. Put another way, I don't really care what they're saying, so much as how deliciously they say it.  Imagine my surprise, then, at finding this on Slate.  Conrad and Hitch had a feud. Conrad hated Hitch and tried to make sure he'd 'neva wook in dis town aghen' or something.  Anyway, you'll enjoy this little eulofy by Hitchens, in which, he, like so many others, blames Barbara Amiel-Black for Lord Crossharbour's downfall.
 
For the record, I don't blame her for the excesses. I think if Conrad had ever said, "Look Babs, I'm rich but I'm not THAT rich so...you know... let's cool it" the marriage wouldn't have exploded. I think there was willful blindness going on. Lots of it. Conrad needed to feel invincible and she could hardly tell him he wasn't without bruising his extraordinarily famous pride so she assumed that what he spent he could afford to spend. And I'm pretty sure he assured her of exactly that.  
 
Anyway, regardless of that, the blame on Amiel will continue. Fortunately, though, when Conrad goes to prison I know exactly who Babs can start to hang out with. They'll have lots to talk about.   

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Explicit Sex and Drama Don't Really Mix

Check this out. HBO is announcing a new series called Tell Me You Love Me.  As near as I can figure from the LA Times story I just linked to, the reason to watch will be explicit sex. The first episode ends with a handjob. But at the same time, they say, it's really about relationships and intimacy.  Interesting. I'll be interested in seeing if this can actually work. I'm not sure it can.  Why?
 
Because drama and explicit sex operate on very different "entertainment" parts of the brain.
 
To be sure, titillation is very much a part of mainstream entertainment. Endless programs have proven that. Showing breasts sells tickets and HBO has always pushed the limits from way back when Brian Ben Ben was Jack Trippering around an army of implausibly hot and naked girlfriends in "Dream On" (a great show by the way).  But explicit sex hasn't fared nearly so well. The Brown Bunny was a big Brown Bomb. Romance, likewise, went straight to the back of your locval video store. Short Bus became very popular at the cult level but even in that case the producers pointed out that they put most of the explicit sex at the front of the movie so it wouldnt get in the way of the later dramatic developments.
 
Near as I can figure - it works like this. People who want to watch explicit sex will find the relationships to be a distraction. People who want to watch the drama will find the explicit sex to be a distraction. This is (one of the reasons) why mainstream cinema has gone pg with far less  "racy sex scenes" these days (the other is that if teenagers can't get in that's a lost revenue stream), and why the san fernando valley has pretty much given up on writing cutesie plots and parodies.  The customers are focussed in one direction or the other and they dont really need the tween to meet. In addition, actors who agree to have explicit sex on camera tend to feel compromised at some point (generally once the tsking starts at the LA parties).**  So keeping the cast happy ought to be quite a tall order.  
 
With the Sopranos gone, HBO could really use a new hit. And if this gives them one great. But they're playing with fire.
 
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** I have absolutely NO evidence for this statement whatsoever, but I bet I'm right.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Interesting!

Check this out. People in Hong Kong Gym Generate Electricity While Exercising!  In other news, my sleep schedule is way out of whack. Pray for Cicero to survive his Monday!!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Celebrity

I need to chalk this post up directly to the Cicero in Pants summer vacation - because it isn't really about politics. But it is. Sort of.
 
I don't tend to be drawn in by the cult of celebrity at all but I do sympathise with celebrities.  I don't really understand why we think we are entitled to know their business. I do know that I find it disgusting.
 
What really caught my eye lately was the catch-22 in which Angelina Jolie  recently found herself. As you have probably read, her lawyers were looking to make media interviewers sign a contract in which they would agree not to ask Angelina Jolie questions about her personal life.  Her problems with her Dad, Jon Voigt for example. To put this in context, let's remember that Jolie has been asked such questions for years - and that when she goes to do press she sits in a room and every pess outlet in the world comes in for 10 minutes and asks her the same questions over and over again.  Picture yourself in the same situation being asked invasive questions about the things in your life and past that have cut deeply and stung hard.
 
 But "HAHA!" said the media types, "Your new movie, A Mighty Heart, is all about the importance of freedom of the press so arent you being a hypocrite..."  and that's just about when I started to puke.  Because that's about the point when entertainment journalists compared themselves to Daniel Pearl.
 
Look, "entertainment journalists". Let's come to grips with something, right. fucking. now.  You are NOT Daniel Pearl - and you shouldn't pretend to be.  Daniel Pearl was an incredibly brave foreign correspondent risking (and ultimately giving) his life to report on the 'on the ground' effects of the foreign policy of his government.   YOU are interviewing a pretty actress with a pretty actor boyfriend.  Do you see the difference?  There is a fundamental difference in your job and the job of Daniel Pearl. And not only because it isn't exactly likely that Angelina  will cut off your head - no matter how richly you might deserve it.
 
There is a distinction that we in the audience often fail to make. Just because someone is famous doesn't make them a "public figure".  A public figure is someone who's decisions will affect you - therefore providing you with a moral right to know who the hell they really are. A hollywood actress simply doesn't cross that threshold and has every moral right to her privacy.  To put it simply Angelina Jolie is not the king. She's the court jester.   And you are not the intrepid reporter uncovering watergate. YOU are mrs. mcgillicutty from next door all dressed up in curlers and peeking over the backyard fence to see what conclusions about your neighbor's sex life you can draw from the lingerie on the clothes line.  Nobody likes Mrs. McGillicutty. And I, in turn, don't like you.
 
Grow up - and while you're at it - get a real job.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Monday, June 11, 2007

Back from Newfoundland

I just got back from Newfoundland. What I learned in Newfoundland was this: Maybe the Beatles weren't more popular than Jesus but Premier Danny Williams certainly is. My friends would just start talking about the guy at random. Normally I have to ask questions about local politics. In this case they were gushing.  A friend there who always votes NDP will vote Tory in the next election. I sense from reading the editorials in the Telegram that people actually feel a bit of moral pressure not to say things that are "against Danny".  
 
I also learned that: 
  • Rumors exist that Danny Williams is sleeping with a woman who used to sleep with his son. No one cares.
  • There is a huge "sponsorship scandal" type scandal in Newfoundland based on improper oversight of MP constituency budgets and the like. Heads are rolling, but Williams is teflon.  
  • That it is a very tough time to be a Federal Conservative MP from Newfoundland. Which makes me sad for my friend's dad who happens to be one of those MPs and is a genuinely decent thoughtful man.
  • That Williams' strategy is spreading to Nova Scotia. Where Fiddler (take that anyway you like) Rodney has started howling at the Federal Budget.
  • and that if I was Harper, I might feel compelled to get out in front on the equalization/atlantic accord issue and play some offence. Perhaps using the words "you can't have your cake and eat it too" a lot.  Now I'm not saying that will win him any votes in the east. But it might get him some compensatory votes from irritated Ontario's paying taxes in the 905.  (This note doesn't constitute me taking a stand on the whole atlantic accord issue by the way. Just the politics of it. I may comment on the substance of positions later but I'd have a lot more reading to do first. )
  • And finally, that Newfoundlanders are awesome. Im a very lucky man to have so many Newfoundlander friends. That trip was *just* what the doctor ordered.
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Oh - and kudos to Colin Powell for his Guantanamo Bay comments this week. I'm a pretty hard nosed guy when it comes to security and the war on terrorism stuff. The opposite of the Bleeding Heart Liberal. But the way detainees are being held by the US is everything Powell said it was.  Bring back Habeas Corpus.
 
Jesus. I can't believe I just had to write that last sentence. Bizarre times we do live in.
 

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Al Gore is running?

 
It's really just a speculative article on the question. The most interesting part of the article is the comment section at the bottom. Decide for yourself.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

In lieu of a new post - a bitch from Atlas Hugged about the fact that I'm not posting.

Got this in my email today. Love this guy. And yes - it won't be long now. My bile is rebuilding and work is cooling off. :)

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Dear Mr. Pants:

As I sit here, in anguish, on yet another mindless conference call discussing the politics of climate change, and the poor decision making ability of those who have introduced yet another mindless form of carbon tax on manufacturers, I am dismayed – no angered – by the lack of new content on your site. Admittedly, I use you as a distraction as my colleagues in the industry mindlessly pontificate on the inside knowledge they profess to have. Like so many others, I know for a fact that the decision making chicken at the PMO doesn't cluck his insights to anyone before he clicks the panel for the seed.

While I generally disagree (out of habit, or out of my own self professed idiocy) with the content on your site, it has become habit forming – like the crack which is also bad for my intellect – and I mindless drift off to read it.

That said, you have an obligation to your loyal readers to continue to feed them the rich content they deserve. You cannot expect your followers to wait on your e-doorstep, hollowed by a lack of personal creativity, forced to seek out others to fill this void in their day, to continue to loyally read your tidbits, unless you actually give them something to read. Your little personal note that it is summer is of no value to those of us who don't work outside or play outside all the time – or to those of us who use their personal mobile devices to keep up with the things that they know and love. Unless this trend is immediately reversed, yours will fall out of this moderately selective category along with DEVO, Hillwatch, and Mr. Boisclair's Re-election site.

With mindless spite and vile, I wish you a good day.

Mr. Hugged.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Ok Ok some politics. Gives a whole new meaning to Dick Cheney.

This link to Wonkette is funny. It involves Cheney and the DC Madam hooker list. Enjoy.
 
(Facebookers as usual, click through to my blog to see the link)

The Cicero In Pants Summer Vacation

Ive been quiet on this blog lately. Why? Well, first because work is busy and life gets fun in summer. But also largely because politics is boring the hell out of me lately.

Look. I know stuff is going on. We are all going to pillory the Defense Minister because of the Afghanistan Torture. There seems to be a race among all jurisdictions to pass the best global warming law conforming to the graph below,

and somebody knew somethin' and didnt tell somebody else in the air india disaster. And Andre "I really suck at this whole politics thing" Boisclair is leaving - shock of shocks.

But by and large, I'm still bored. And I never really want my blog to just be a "read the paper. Comment on the day" type thing. I generally try to speak up if I think I can say something that others arent quite saying (at least not in the way I would) and that cant happen when whats happening in the paper just feels like more of the same old same old. All of this is to say that






Cicero in Pants is Going in to Summer Vacation Mode!





Does this mean I won't write? No!!! It means Im going to loosen my politics and policy only rule. If Paul Wells can write about jazz and I dont care but read him, and Kinsella can write about punk and I dont care but read him, then the 30 or 40 kind souls who read my stuff every day can surely grant me some latitude. So stay tuned to hear me bitch about the transformers movie... or something. After all, I need to write. It is my hunger. ;-) I'll still write politics if something happens to turn my crank though. I promise. I'll even title it Politics: so you junkies can otherwise ignore me.

In the meantime here's some predictions to tide you over: the Tories will be in power for another year and will go to the polls after the next budget which will cut our taxes. At that point they will have closed the "loan as donation" loophole that makes the new election spending law a farce, but it won't matter because by then the liberals will have mastered the art of soliciting for small donations like the tories do (what did you think there was some kind of magic secret formula to it?) so Jason Cherniak can quit whining. And Al Gore won't announce he's running for president until after the summer. The Daily Show and Colbert are going to be less funny for a while because there isnt much to make fun of, and people will go to a lot of summer blockbuster movies and walk out saying that the script sucks!

Anyway - if you are reading this, get outside and drink some sangria on a patio. We live in Canada. You don't wanna be wasting days like this. Now shoo.

PS. Yes, Spider-man 3 was a great big jumbled clusterflick. I enjoyed it anyway. But only because I'd been warned that it was awful. And because Im the kind of guy who might just wear spider-man pajamas to the office if they let me. Just sayin'.

Monday, May 7, 2007

You guys will love this...

You guys will love this story. Americans file espionage report of "Spy Coin" with evesdropping device in it. 
 
Actual reason the coin looked odd: Canadian Commemorative Loony with the Red Poppy in the middle.
 
Go to BoingBoing.Net and check it out.  Oh, and while you are there feel free to spend two weeks looking at everything else that's there. Boingboing is quite possibly the best blog on the internet.
 
(as always, facebookers - click through to my blog to get the direct link. And facebook - how much trouble could it be to let links shine through in your rss function, hmm?)

Monday, April 30, 2007

"saying 'It's their culture' ... It's like saying the culture of Massachusetts is burning witches."

This is a VERY excellent article. I would stand up and applaud it but I think I would get quizzical looks from my co-workers.
 
 (facebookers click through to my blog for the link, as always) 

Thursday, April 19, 2007

No Virginia, apparently there isn't a Santa Claus

I am ashamed to say that my first reaction to the Virginia Tech massacre was annoyance (when walking past a tv that said school shootings - I didnt know the magnitude of carnage at that point) and following that an almost blase resignation. It isn't that I'm callous. It's that after living in a world that has shown me the Montreal massacre, 9/11, Columbine, Dawson College, the Eaton Centre gun fight, the beheading of Daniel Pearl and countless other atrocities It'll take quite a bit to shock me now. And frankly I'm a bit pissed off at that in itself, but it's a whole other story - and this blog isn't meant to be the centre of Cicerocathartic psycholanalysis.

But, given my personality, my brain won't let go of these things. It starts to see them as problems to be solved (yes I'm from Mars. let others be from Venus). But with these events the same things keeps coming back to mind.

  • Why have we let ourselves become such sheep?
  • What is wrong with us. We only let the wolves carry guns?
  • and most importantly, and this is the controversial one,: Why. Don't. I. Own. and. Carry. A. Gun?
Now look. I'm a smart guy. I KNOW all the macro problems with what I just said. And those reasons all make sense. More guns in the hands of civilians should be an insane thought in a country like Canada. People get in rages. They will kill their enemies. Violence could go up 10 times as much. Most illegal guns are stolen from the houses of people that bought them legally, I hear. Canada is so lucky and so peaceful because we don't have the right to bear arms. Right.

But...

Why don't *I* own a gun?

I'm a responsible citizen. I have never in my life been mad enough to kill. (and if I was, I wouldn't need a gun.) I have no incentive to kill anyone. I fear prison AND hell. I'm a member of a professional organization. I have had military firearms training since the age of 12 because of my involvement with the Army Cadets of Canada and the Reserve Armed Forces of Canada. I've been entrusted with the care, maintenance and cleaning (oh the damn cleaning!) of Lee Enfield, FN C1A1 and M-16s (which basically means I know the primary methods of person killing from 1914-2007). I am damn sure I can be trusted with a small pistol. I trust myself with one more than most policemen I've ever met.

Now. The truth is that I'm not going to go get a gun. Why? The odds of me needing one are small (though the phrase "better to have a gun and not need one than to need a gun and not have one" come to mind) and the social tension I would deal with by having one probably isn't worth it to me: "a single white guy in his 30s who lives alone - with a gun? Watch out for THAT paranoid maniac!" So ok, as a result of peer pressure and in deference to our peaceful free and democratic society, I promise to colour inside the lines. But that's just me. And frankly I can't help but feel that I'm being kind of stupid in making that decision.

But what if I had a daughter? or a son actually - but especially a daughter. And she was university age. Going to those classes. Going on the subway. Going god knows where else.

If I had a daughter today, in a world that had shown me the Montreal massacre, 9/11, Columbine, Dawson College, the Eaton Centre gun fight, the beheading of Daniel Pearl and countless other atrocities she might just be getting a small present from her dad. Maybe I wouldn't - again because I fear your reactions more than anything, dear readers. But maybe I would. Because I know I couldn't protect her from everything. But I should at least be able to help her defend herself from becoming a defenseless sheep caught in the teeth of whatever savage pathetic wolf should happen to come across her on the path of her life. I know you'll say it opens her up to an increased chance of injury from her own gun - but with proper training and storage (including not telling people about it) I think that is a very tiny (highly overblown) and reasonable risk to take. After all I'm gonna let her drive a car on the highway and I'd be far more worried about that.

I'm betting a lot of dads are having such thoughts this week. And looking into purchases.

And I don't blame them.

Not one tiny little bit.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Yeah Yeah I Know

 
 
She's going back to Magna. You can quit emailing me the news.
 
Am I surprised? Nope.
  • Liberals voted down her party reform proposals.
  • Social life all over the tabloids.
  • Martha Hall Findlay in Dion's inner circle.
  • Liberals not likely to form government in the very near future.
  • Magna and Onyx bidding for Chrysler.
 
I look forward to the new Magna-Chrysler line of Racehorse Powered Flying Cars (with Frickin' Laser Beams!) fueled by Frank's Energy Drink. 

Monday, April 9, 2007

Water Water everywhere and not a thought to think



Lorne Gunter is a skeptic. Here he uses an elaborate analogy to point out that the amount of CO2 in the air is very tiny and therefore CO2 doesn't contribute to greenhouse gasses. As he writes:

"Out of our model atmosphere of 2,400 litres of water, just about a shot glassful is carbon dioxide put their by humans. And of that miniscule amount, Canada's contribution is just 2% --about 1 ml."

K. For once I'm going to do the global warming believers a favor. Just to show you how fair I am, I'm gonna tell you how to handle this one. Everyone go and buy some really poisonous snake. No really. And I don't care which one. Buyers choice. You like Indian food, buy a cobra. Kill Bill fan? Black mamba is the way to go. Hell, it doesnt even have to be a snake. Lots of scorpions and spiders will do the job just fine.

The next time someone makes this argument I want you to reach into the cage that you have conveniently been carrying with you and carefully brandish your new pet at the skeptic. Ask the skeptic if he would like to pet the pet. Thrust it menacingly in his face. When they object look at them incredulously and say,

"don't be absurd! Your bloodsteam is equivalent to 3 two litre bottles of coke! And this snake's venom is just a teeny tiny teensy weensy droplet of liquid. How could it ever cause your heart to stop, your nervous system to shake, your throat to constrict and make your last moments of life on this planet a veritable buffet of agonising sensations before it sucks you down down down into the inky inky darkness of the beyond? Don't be so gullible. PET MY SNAKE YOU COWARD!!!"

Maybe then he'll get the idea that even if he turns out to be right, It was hardly a self-evident truism.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Point-Counterpoint on Global Warming continues

This is called "How to Speak to a Global Warming Skeptic", which I, admittedly, am. I'm going to be reading this top to bottom.  In the meantime I post it here.

Friday, April 6, 2007

and a bit more climate change heresy

What could it hurt  to follow the links in this link?  hmmm... ;-)

Those of you who read Paul Wells (which is to say most of you) have already seen this..

... but anyway. I was going to blog about this at some point but Joan Tintor beat me to it and did it better. Check it out. (Hint: Its called "The Apology-Lawsuit Party"... and its about the current state of the Federal Liberals.)

Thursday, April 5, 2007

The question no one is allowed to ask about the 15 British sailors...

... Why were they such WIMPS?
 
Now, I'm not saying I'm any better. However!
 
I watched British soldiers on the news admitting to being in Iranian waters and calmly pointing it out on a map on the wall. When they had been told they were being released, one of them actually said "thank you for your foregiveness".
 
What ever happened to "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!  I WON'T TELL YOU ANYTHING!!! I DIE FOR MY QUEEN AND COUNTRY, AAAAAIEEEEEE!!!!"  You'd think that, as a soldier, before he did a powerpoint presentation, that soldier would be gallant enough to at least get himself a black eye, eh. But nooo.... and the word from the official sources is that they behaved exactly as they should have from beginning to end."
 
Ah well. If you ever needed a demonstration of the difference between real life and the movies, you just got it.  Also, I don't care what official sources say - among the troops, I am fairly certain that her Majesty's Royal Navy is about to experience some intense mockery by her Majesty's Land and Air Forces.
 
 

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

What's so bad about a chocolate Jesus?


There's been a bit of a kafuffle recently about the sculpture, "My Sweet Lord". It is a piece of art that depicts Jesus naked in crucifiction pose - made of chocolate .

This morning as I was channel surfing some religious folks were decrying this. On the news, CNN asked the artist if he would do the same thing about Mohammed. His answer was No. Because Islam isn't his religion and he doesn't feel the need to explore that relationship in his heart. But we all know that answer is incomplete. We know that neither you nor I nor he would want to make a chocolate Mohammed sculpture. Or a Mohammed anything. Why? Because fundamentalist muslims have a bad habit of committing arbitrary murders when offended. I don't want to die for my art. It ain't important enough to me.

BUT That doesn't make them RIGHT. That makes them disgusting savages. The lesson the Catholics seem to be taking on this is - you won't offend muslims don't dare offend us - is a shameful one. An easy moral lesson is - two wrongs don't make a right.

(Besides dudes that ship has sailed. I can get a Jesus Bobblehead doll at the mall. and this isn't exactly Piss Christ)

This is thoroughly innocuous. A guy made a Jesus out of Chocolate in time for Easter. Hmm...what could he possibly be saying? This isn't even necessarily an anti-Christian art piece. We eat the body of Christ. We eat chocolate at easter. The thing is actually a pretty neat statement as art statements go.

Quit looking for reasons to get offended where there aren't any. Enough.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Stick a fork in Trotsky. He's Done.

Slate rejects the romanticized version of Leon Trotsky and exposes him as the actual totalitarian mass murderer he was. They call him the Bin Laden of Communism. Refreshingly honest - and from a New York lefty rag like Slate!!!
 
Hopefully next month they can put Che Guevera up against the wall and shoot him.
 
Err...was that last comment in bad taste? ;-)